d0cpr0fess0r:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

I started to do that at a disco, and then I panicked.

Now now, there’s no need to have a fall out, boy

(via toojongdaebakforyou)

phantombeaver:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

stop now before everyone at the disco starts to panic!

(via growley-the-hellhound)

as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

(via growley-the-hellhound)

Dear Jack (2009)
Chronicles Andrew McMahon on a roller-coaster year, through the highs of releasing the first Jack’s Mannequin album and the lows of being diagnosed with leukemia and breaking up with the love of his life.
silverstuddedsabertoothdream:

He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.

silverstuddedsabertoothdream:

He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.

(via ricksdoingstuffandthaangs)

kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

"Voldemort Umbridge Potter, you were named after the two worst people I know because frankly you annoy the shit out of me"

(via cutelittleplatypus)

catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

(via ridinghi)

wolfbuttz:

themarilives:

wolfbuttz:

My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful

Minor

image

renovation

image

I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers

omfg

you could bury bodies down there

I could bury my landlord down there

(via too-punk-to-function)

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

(via dangerliesbeforeyou)

pouringkerosene:

theballadof-austin-and-alan:

maydaysituationoverlode:

disaster-everafter:

Alex being uncoordinated and Jack being adorable in Orlando 4/17/13

jack just imitating Alex; awh guys!

i love jack too much for this

Wow old URL who the hell brought this back?

pouringkerosene:

theballadof-austin-and-alan:

maydaysituationoverlode:

disaster-everafter:

Alex being uncoordinated and Jack being adorable in Orlando 4/17/13

jack just imitating Alex; awh guys!

i love jack too much for this

Wow old URL who the hell brought this back?

(via too-punk-to-function)

eatcleanmakechanges:

grawly:

tumbledore-:

the future is now

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

What the…

eatcleanmakechanges:

grawly:

tumbledore-:

the future is now

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

What the…

(via cutelittleplatypus)